Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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