There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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