wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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