So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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