I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
