She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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