I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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