Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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