and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Don't you send me to vm
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
everyone is single if you try hard enough
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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