Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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