Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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