The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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