Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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