Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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