just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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