my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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