i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
There are leaves in my underwear?
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