i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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