I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
