Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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