If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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