Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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