i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I pour the whiskey from now on
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
