We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My cat gives me a boner
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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