windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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