rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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