The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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