I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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