Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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