Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
