...so i touched it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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