Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
