how can u be prego again
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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