Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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