So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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