butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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