i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
