grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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