just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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