Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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