maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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