been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I wear drunk well.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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