ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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