You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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