Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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