Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
