Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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