Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my shit smells like andre
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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