This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We named our party play list daddy issues
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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