I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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